Monday, August 4, 2008

EXCLUSIVE

Rumors are flying at Mario's Marina and in the United States that Cindy off the S/V Dragonheart has agreed to be the Activities Director once again at the marina for an undisclosed amount of cash.

Our reporters were not able to catch up to Ms. Miller, however, our sources in the know state, "We have heard rumors that she will be returning in her capacity as Activity Director. We can neither confirm nor deny any such claims."

Our efforts to talk to Jim Ellis owner of Mario's Marina have been unsuccessful. Marco Linares, dockmaster at Mario's will only offer a "No Comment".

Speculation began that Ms. Miller would once again be the Activities Director after a non scheduled trip with marina staff to, "do some shopping for the tienda." Anyone familiar with the politics of the marina are well aware that one seemingly innocent trip can be and often is a cover for much more sinister activity.

We will continue to cover this breaking news event as further details become known.
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4 comments:

Gerry said...

Can this be true? Where is the Reuters report? Have I been beaten to a world exclusive!
Tell all!

The Bridge Project said...

I KNEW IT!!!

PLEASE DON"T DO IT!!

Beth

The Bridge Project said...

I KNEW IT!!!

PLEASE DON"T DO IT!!

Beth

Ranting Sailor said...

Ignore Beth, what does she know? DO IT, DO IT, they need you!!!